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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend said I have a pretty penis... I replied, ""I guess you could say its the belle of the balls"" hopefully you guys enjoy this joke more than she did."
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
"If I believed changing my profile picture could change the world I'd change it to a picture of vending machines that dispense tiger cubs"
"What Do You Call a Bearded Man Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins? Richard Branson."
"I finally watched Bokeback Mountain... I learned that when two cowboys go up into the mountains, the sheep have nothing to worry about!"
"Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough."
"Friend nagged me for TDKR OST. Renamed Backstreet Boys song and mailed them to him. Fun."
"Beer makes you stupid.... Budweiser too."
"The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there."