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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar."

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"What do you call a child that's good at digging? A minor"

"I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers."

"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"

"My nephew is turning three next week, but due to budget issues, we're not going to tell him."

"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."

"The detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case."

"Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete. He looks to the other, and says ""dam"""

"When's a door not a door? When it's slightly ajar."