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Joke of the Day

"A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck."" Note: This is a bot test"

"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about."

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""

"What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni"

"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."

"An orangutan in the zoo has two books The Bible and Darwin's Origin Of Species. He's trying to figure out if he's his brother's keeperor his keeper's brother."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."

"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."