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Joke of the Day

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, now it's offensive to talk about."

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"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've reposted that joke for over 8 years now, please stop flooding the subreddit with that."""
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