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"What is the core of Uranus called Urectum"
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"So, Burt and Ernie are just sitting at home, when Burt looks over at Ernie and asks, ""Hey Ernie, do you want to get some ice cream?"" Then Ernie said, ""Sure Burt."""
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"Vagina- jokes are not funny... Period!"
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"Police men knock on the door..... Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other."
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"Best line a wing girl can give: Ranch or blue cheese?"
"[phone makes noise] [gets giddy about how popular I'm about to feel] Oh. It's an email about car insurance. [quietly dies a little inside]"
"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? One has strings, the other has straaangs."