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Joke of the Day

"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."

"The only thing Bill Cosby did wrong was pudding. ...pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""

"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."

"What's the difference between a personal trainer and a bully? None, they still take your money after beating you up. Edit: sorry for the typo."

"Im probably the best ever at being humble."

"My girlfriend got an abortion She said she didn't want another sister to compete with."

"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"

"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."

"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"