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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""

"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..............."

"What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback :P"

"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""

"My son said he wanted to get into organized crime when he grew up. ""Government or private sector?"""

"How do you make pickle bread? With dill dough"

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom? because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!"

"An interesting fact about owls. Their heads can rotate up to 360 degrees before it comes off in your hand."

"People accuse me of never giving a damn about anyone but myself, but I distinctly remember saying 'bless you' when someone sneezed last year"

"Who is Patrick Swayze's favorite author? Wodehouse!"