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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."

"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""

"what do you call a black horse? a neigh-gro"

"What did the mermaid do last Saturday night? She went out with the tide."

"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."

"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."

"My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas."

"What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running . . . JK! Rolling"

"I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell..."

"What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us"