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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."

"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"

"A blonde gets an acceptance letter to Harvard ."

"A recent study estimated that 8% of all Facebook accounts are fake... unless you count people's personalities, then that number jumps to 93%."

"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."

"Maybe it's chicken that tastes like everything."

"HAHAHA...sorry....dont hate me Donald Trump....enough said"

"I changed my relationship status to ""I'm sharpening my knives"" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit"

"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."

"Joke Request: I would like someone to share an anatomy joke Come on, Humerus"