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Joke of the Day
"me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby"
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"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""
"""It's the little things in life that make you laugh,"" my mom used to say. I never understood it until I saw two midgets fighting at Walmart."
"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"
"Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums."
"Do you know why W. S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his Trans-Atlantic crossings? Because he was quartered on the port side."
"How does Moses make tea? *Hebrews it*"
"Why all Tickle me Elmo dolls are male. They all get two test tickles before they leave the factory."
"My girlfriend asked if I could play wonderwall. I said ""maybe"""