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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !"

"Why does having sex outside suck? NSFW Because of the fucking mosquitoes."

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? wii-u wii-u wii-u wii-u heh"

"I figured out why Bono got in all that tax trouble. He got double U2s."

"My boss fired me because of my lack of knowledge in regards to the workplace. After a few hours I finally found the exit."

"So a guy comes into a bar... oh wait or was it a horse? Ok so a guy cums into a horse. yaaa obviously works better as a spoken joke"

"I'd like to tell a Whitney Houston joke... ... but then I realized that It's Not right, But It's Okay"

"so a Gorilla a Mother and a Child walk into a bar The Gorilla took a shot, the mum got arrested for child endangerment"

"My daughter is such a happy little person she giggles in her sleep, which makes me worry that somehow she's not my biological offspring"

"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""