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Joke of the Day
"What is Mario's favorite search browser? YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)"
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"Avril: I want a divorce. You aren't a sk8er boi. So see ya later boi. Chad: This is how you remind me of what I really am?!"
"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"
"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."
"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"
"In England, a movie theater had to cancel a showing of ""Noah"" due to a flood in the movie theatre. Either that or the 3-D in that theater is really good."
"Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!"
"So how many abortions do you have to have before you can go ""pro""?"
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating She sure is starting to sound like my wife"
"I bought a pair of Undies yesterday. On the front it says, ""I Will do Anything For Love"" ..and on the back it says, ""But I Won't do That."""