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Joke of the Day

"Before we start this relationship, I am going to need you to explain a few pics in your Facebook albums."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask him/her to pronounce unionized Edit: Gets 3000+ upvotes, Karma remains at 20..."

"(OC) what kind of headphones does Rhianna wear? Beats by kanye"

"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."

"""You're either going to love me or hate me."" - someone you will definitely hate"

"No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy."""

"What's the difference between a gun and a wife? You can silence a gun."

"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."

"Our local council said they are going to get all the coins out of the wishing well and put them into a balloon. Talk about getting everyone's hopes up."

"The programmer to his son: ""Here I brought you a new basketball."" ""Thank you daddy but where is the user's guide?"""