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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make tea? *Hebrews it*"
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"You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers."
"A guy says to a girl ""hey, can I smell your feet?"" She says ""NO!!"" ""Oh, it must be your pussy then."""
"This may be a bit messed up. If you eat one thing a lot, people tend to joke that you'll ""become it"". I used to eat vegetables. Guess what I became."
"What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you? The cure"
"Recently, my grandfather told me his so glad that he is married... because he hated finishing his own sentences when he was single."
"What did the palestinians give Yasser Arafat when he died? A 21 stone salute!"
"ME: I give you all my love and infection. HIM: Um. Don't you mean love and 'affection'? ME: ... HIM: ... ME: You should get tested."
"Hey, bus driver... Would you stop and let me and my friend, Jack off?"
"They say in 1990 a vagina almost took Bill Clinton down Now it looks like a weiner may take Hillary"