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Joke of the Day

"How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? ""How many do you think it takes?"""

"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"

"What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse? Warren."

"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""

"Michael Jackson's last words ""Take me to the children's hospital."""

"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."