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Joke of the Day

"Jesus walks into a hotel... ... lays three nails on the counter and asks the clerk ""Hey, can ya put me up for the night?"""

"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest."

"The light at the end of the tunnel are the front lights of a train."

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite beverage? Supreme Liter Coke"

"Do it for the vine https://vine.co/v/eu9MOKJaiYi"

"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"

"As far as I can tell, the only thing ghosts do is set up obstacle courses when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee"

"I think the only time my ex didn't fake an orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."

"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"