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Joke of the Day
"I think the only time my ex didn't fake an orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."
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"What did the sexy Japanese food say? Miso horny"
"I thought it was polite to open doors for women.. But she just screamed and flew out the plane."
"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."
"How do you circumcise a whale? Fore-skin divers!"
"I've written a musical called Fish. It's very similar to Cats, although Memory's a lot shorter."
"What do you mean I've had enough to drink?!! Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost."
"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"
"What's the best part of divorce? Two Kwanzaas"
"A moment of silence for those who sacrificed themselves to determine which mushrooms taste good with pasta, which are fun & which kill you."