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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest."
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"A son runs up to his dad Son: Dad, I'm gay! Dad: Son, I fucked your mother. Son: ... Dad: ... Son: What the fuck? Dad: What? I thought we were saying things that were obvious."
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