199510

Joke of the Day

"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"

"Past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense"

"My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"

"Little Johnny complains to mom at home, ""Mom, our teacher really doesn't know anything. He keeps asking us!"""

"A Scotsman and an Irish man walk into a bar And the Scotsman shouts ""All the drinks are on me!"" The next morning the headlines read *""Irish Ventriloquist Found Dead Behind Bar""*"

"TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said ""It is very beautiful over there"" Well tesla said it first anyways."

"What do you call a mexican who just took a shower? A clean beaner."

"me: ah, now I will drift gently off to dreamland. refrigerator: I SHALL MAKE US SOME ICE CUBES"

"I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."