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Joke of the Day
"What do you call corn with a sense of humor? Laughing stalk"
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"Joke regarding Canada What's a Canadian's favourite weapon? An Eh k-47"
"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"
"Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is. Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp."
"If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist."
"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."
"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."
"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"
"How a brass instrument player reads a line from Shakespeare's Hamlet. Tu-ba or no tu-ba."
"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."