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Joke of the Day

"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"

"What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower? An oopsy daisy."

"What is Trump's favorite movie? ""Octopussy"""

"What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game."

"If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?"

"I'm trying my best to give up using sexual innuendos.... But it's SO hard."

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."

"*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?"

"the only reason Santa is always joyful is because he know where all the naughty girls live"

"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he keep making paintings of my parents fighting?"