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Joke of the Day
"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."
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"A little boy asked his father... ""Daddy, what's a transvestite?"" ""Go ask your mother. He'll tell you."""
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
"My mom handed me her phone to find me on Twitter... So I deleted her account, uninstalled the app, and told her it went out of business."
"Back in my day we had another word for selfie sticks, we called them friends."
"Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg and some days you're that guy who hit the propeller on the way down."
"CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY ""Why is it deleted?"" [Deleted]"
"Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'"
"What do you call two female doctors working at the same hospital? A pair of docs. Probably belongs in /r/imgoingtohellforthis Is /r/misogyny a sub??? My mom would be so disappointed."
"You're supposed to exercise so that you can live longer but if you have to exercise all the time do you really want to live longer?"