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Joke of the Day
"Why does Popeye have such huge forearms? Olive Oil is a virgin"
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"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"
"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."
"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"
"""Tell me the good news first, doc."" ""You're going to be famous!"""
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts..."
"What was the ancient punishment for smoking fatal levels of weed? You would be stoned to death."
"What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !"
"What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday? Christmas, Carl"
"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."