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Joke of the Day

"Why does Popeye have such huge forearms? Olive Oil is a virgin"

"What's the saddest computer you can buy? A Dell"

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? It was an oar deal!"

"If there's a zombie apocalypse, I'm becoming a zombie. Walking around doing nothing & eating non-stop seems like a pretty sweet deal to me."

"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? ..."

"[meeting GF's mom] Wow! This must be your sister! Your baby sister! *shakes keys in front of her face* I'm overselling this, aren't I?"

"Cannibal Someone who is fed up with people"

"I never did too good in class tests; because I'd have to show on the board how I got my answers & that would've meant drawing me cheating..."

"She won't admit she's obsessed with Instagram... But her kids' names are Brannan, Kelvin, and Valencia."