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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when TV shows say they contain ""adult situations"" but then don't show anyone going to a job they hate, and paying their bills."

"Ayy girl, are you Ohio? Because we should be Dayton."

"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"

"What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom? Angus McCoatup"

"How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word? Get another little old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""

"When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest."

"Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality"

"Why does Daniel love white vans? Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*"

"What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple? You owe Eve an O."