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Joke of the Day
"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"
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"Sorry I stuck a cheese puff in your baby's mouth when you couldn't find a pacifier."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? The ""P"" is silent"
"(Offensive) Old enough to count... Old enough to mount ;)"
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
"The largest city in the world is... Dublin. Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin"
"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.. ..with animals in his heart."
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"