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Joke of the Day
"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"
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"Beauty tip: Having a bad hair day? Solution: Wear a low cut blouse."
"Painters wear all white while they paint like they don't give a fuck."
"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."
"What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk? The Speaker of the House"
"I would make a joke about Mexicans But they already are one...."
"One thing I've learned about this world is that there are always going to be people who want to change you. -babies"
"""Fuck it"" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon"
"Yet another day I failed to wake up as a giant cockroach"
"Can you smell mothballs? I can't. I can never get their legs far enough apart."