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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? The ""P"" is silent"
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"Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham? Because they're inbred."
"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"
"How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better."
"What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen? A counter reformation."
"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."
"You know what I love about cafeterias? Everything they serve is an entree. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB"
"Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea"
"What is the dumbest animal? An ignoraMOOSE"
"Life is going pretty good for me lately I guess. I just got a booty call last night. It was from life. Apparently it still wants to fuck me."