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Joke of the Day
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
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"What does one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"
"Kanye West Running For President 2020"
"Everybody on earth has that one person that they wish they could wake up next to. Mine is a grilled cheese sandwich."
"What's the number for poison control? Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough."
"Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty"
"Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank"
"""Hello 911?"" ""Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I'll hold."""
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way!"