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Joke of the Day
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
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"I'm not redneck! I'm from Texas! We ride horses. They ride their cousins."
"Hyper intelligent student Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. Teacher: India is on which continent? Boy: potato! He leaves for home then."
"LPT If you are going to have sex with someone you don't know, Always, always, always... Ask"
"Bae: come over. Me: I'm doing the podcast. Bae: come over. Me: nah, I'm doin the podcast. Bae: my parents are out. Me: they can download it."
"How do you tell if someone is a metalhead, pot-smoker or pro-gay? They never shut up about it! :D"
"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"
"Her: How do you get girls? Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works? Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying."
"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""
"I Set my alarm clock to 9:11. So I would ""never forget"""