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Joke of the Day
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
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"I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. ""Mother fucker!"" My dad pops up, ""Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'"""
"Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude."
"[Dinosaur Rap Battle] We're gonna win this for sure! ""Wait, what kind of dinosaurs are we again?"" WE'RE RAPTORS! Jesus Christ Owen"
"Sperm 1: ""Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?"" Sperm 2: ""A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."""
"8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal. Me: Sounds pretty legit."
"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Punchline Wait, I probably wasn't supposed to put that in the title."
"I'm not into phone sex, the cord always gets stuck in my ass."
"What's the penis from Bill Gates like? Micro and soft."