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Joke of the Day
"The largest city in the world is... Dublin. Because it keeps on Dublin and Dublin"
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"[in a meeting] ok a Dracula movie except he's new in town and biting is illegal but he befriends the pastors daught- ""that's just Footloose"""
"What do you call your disabled study-buddy? Your cerebral pal-sy."
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"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"
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