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Joke of the Day
"An Korean sees a gay Yu-Gi-Oh player And says "" you.... Gay ... Oh!"""
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"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck"
"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."
"I found a stray cat today. Sadly, my dad is allergic to them so I had to put him down. At least I still have the cat for comfort."
"If your phone gets wet, put it in a bag of rice because maybe an Asian will come by and fix it."
"Diet and exercise pro tip: Eat only on the days you are going to have sex."
"I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn't know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating"
"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."
"What's left of a garden after it catches on fire? Chard remains."