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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."

"Hey girls: FYI, if you tilt the camera up just a wee bit higher you can actually get your face in the picture."

"What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry? A Prontosaur."

"I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet."

"She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."

"My life sucks I've got a less-than-minimum-wage job, my best friend has no brain, my neighbor is an asshole, my boss is a stingy bitch, and the worst part... #I live in a pineapple under the sea."

"[sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost"

"""Hermit crab"" describes me twice."

"What do you get if you jack off Donald Trump? you could say, I vank a Trump"