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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."
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"I just realized Alaska has some really weird city names Did Juneau that?"
"Why is it called a shampoo.. If it smells good?"
"You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.."
"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"
"What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor."
"Saltwater The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10 percent enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty."
"First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn't have rules. That just makes no fucking sense."
"H2O is water. H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4? Drinking and bathing."
"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."