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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."
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"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"
"How do you know when it's time to get out of the porn industry? When they hire you a cunt-double."
"On the first day... ...God created the heavens and the earth. And on the second day, God created the food items in the back of my pantry."
"How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb? None. They just move out of the house."
"I saw a sign that said falling rocks So I tried it, and it doesn't."
"Never confuse a colostomy bag with a whoopie cushion. Totally ruined Grandpa's 90th birthday."
"Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?"
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