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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."
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"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."
"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."
"So I was at Legoland the other day and I saw a couple making out I thought it was inappropiate so walked up to them and said ""Come on guys, this is Legoland. Build a room."""
"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"
"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."
"What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years? You haven't AG-ed a bit."
"German sausage jokes are the wurst ..."
"What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog? All of them are adopted"
"Boyfriend questionnaire: 1) Have job? 2) Have car? 3) Have goals? If you answer yes to any of the above questions thanks but no thanks."