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Joke of the Day

"How many people does it take to post a joke on /r/jokes One"

"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds."

"How do you get an Asian to crash their car? Make the windshield full screen"

"I used to curcumcise elephants. The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge."

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"

"Let's make this bar joke week. Here's one to start: A man walks into a bar. Ouch."

"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."

"Roy Hodgson has told the England squad that they'll have to tighten their belts next week. He also added that they should not remove them until the ""fasten seat belt"" sign goes out."