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Joke of the Day

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... ... but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"People who replace ""Christ"" with ""X"" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about."

"Why do birds live in nests? Because they can't afford houses in this economy."

"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog. It's a pretty Shitzu"

"Everyone has that one best friend who's now a.... **Stranger!**"

"New redditter Hey friends, Im new here please treat me with respect. Just tryng to have fun and make friends. <3"

"My therapist encouraged me to stop bending over backwards for people. But just between us, I really miss yoga."

"One of my exes left me bcuz, according to her, I'll never amount to anything. 15 years later & let me just say this... Lucky guess."

"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"

"A feminist and a reddit admin walk into a bar... Just kidding, they couldn't fit through the door."