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Joke of the Day

"Roy Hodgson has told the England squad that they'll have to tighten their belts next week. He also added that they should not remove them until the ""fasten seat belt"" sign goes out."

"It's easy to plan an orgy... ... the hard part is getting everyone to come."

"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball? He got crossed up."

"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? He: My name is paul."

"Does anyone know any good renal/kidney jokes? I'm in nursing school right now and there's a competition in one of my classes for the funniest renal joke. I can't think of any! Help?"

"A short facts list 1) 50% of facts are made up 2) I made up the first fact"

"Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."

"What function puts you in the danger zone The LOG^^^gins function!"

"How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?!"

"My GPS is basically just one more man in my life who I turn on and then ignore."