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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an Asian to crash their car? Make the windshield full screen"
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"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."
"""This surgical knife isn't sharp,"" ...Dr. Swiftie said bluntly."
"What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar? They thought it was called ""The Leo Movie""."
"Wife: Why do you go...... Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you."
"*hands cashier $100 bill ""Ya have anything smaller?"" *crumbles up $100 bill and hands it to cashier"
"How does a Muslim shut a door? Islams it."
"These days you can't even say ''black paint'' anymore You have to politely ask, ""Tyrone, will you please paint the wall?"""
"If you wanna make hundreds of friends, you gotta wear a t-shirt with a joke on it. People will not stop laughing. ""This guy,"" they'll say."
"I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant ""food."" I try to find the food in every situation."