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Joke of the Day

"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."

"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."

"Why did the demon get arrested? Posession"

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner? Lettuce, pray."

"What can't I find on the internet? My keys"

"When she moans ""deeper"", but... you've run out of government secrets."

"Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now."

"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."

"Maybe we gave Chris Brown too tough a time over Rihanna In his eyes, he may have just beat her white and gold."