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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."
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"Date: ""So, what do you want to be?"" Me: ""Impressed."""
"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."
"Referring to one's self in the third person is really obnoxious, but you refer to yourself in the second person and it confuses everyone. It's probably why you have no friends."
"How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI? The cigarette."
"What do older women wear? Depends"
"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."
"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."
"What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes? Inzest"
"I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods."