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Joke of the Day
"What do older women wear? Depends"
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"i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up"
"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"
"Owning a sword is like being a horny priest... Owning a sword is like being a horny priest, even though you want to, you can never use it without breaking the law."
"[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR"
"What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !"
"What is the only planet you can visit on Earth? Ur anus"
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat."
"What do you call a man with 3 testicles? Whodyanickabollockoff"
"Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections? Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would."