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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."

"Are you a beaver? ...'cuz damn."

"Three of the ugliest people in town were found beaten and lying in the gutter... Police don't have any leads yet, but they think it was a facially motivated crime"

"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."

"Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a ""Who has more testicles?"" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5."

"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Thrown into a burlap sack and transported across the border."

"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"""