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Joke of the Day

"Girl: ""Hey, whats up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"" "

"What do you call a sad suicidal bird? A Robin Williams."

"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be"

"What do you call a white athlete who wins a sprint vs black athletes? A racist. :) xxx"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice."

"I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my ""Whites Only!"" restaurant idea will be a hit!"

"Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."

"A Valentine's Day Poem for your Sweetheart Roses are red, Violets are blue, For Valentine's Day, I would like to sodomize you."

"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""