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Joke of the Day

"Two fish are in a tank... One is driving, and the other is manning the guns."

"i've fallen out of my fair share of windows in my time and lets be honest, glass and air look basically the same"

"Why was the Frenchmen racist? Because he was a bigette."

"I think more research needs to be done on the tube inside your body that carries Taco Bell food directly from your mouth to your butthole."

"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."

"2 scientists walk into a bar... The first one says ""I'll have some H2O"", the second one says ""I'll have some H2O too"". The bartender looks at them and says ""Are you two idiots talking about water?"""

"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."

"I never wanna ""touch base"" with anyone, I type it in emails to sound business-y."

"Don't fret, I'll buy you a guitar, no strings attached. You might not want it because you're a little picky."

"What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They both had Kurds in their way!"