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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."
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"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."
"Anyone know if Hallmark makes a ""Sorry about your miscarriage, but it was my first time playing Bocce Ball"" card?"
"Lifes all fun and games till you realize Casper's a dead child."
"Jared Fogle's updated diet writes itself a Subway sandwich for breakfast, a Subway sandwich for lunch, and FUCKIN' CRAZY ASS 14 YEAR OLD COKE WHORES TILL DAWN!"
"Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?"
"That awkward moment when you check the price tag and then slowly walk away."
"One direction should be renamed 0.8 Direction"
"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."
"Animal sounds Cats go meow Rats go squeak Dogs go woof Pigs go ""Put your hands on your fucking head unless you wanna be shot in your fucking skull!"""