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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dwarf go out of business? The overheads were too high."
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"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."
"I can beatbox. I can beatbox with my ass, But it sounds like shit."
"""Change is never easy..."" ~McDonalds employees"
"I saw a lady with 12 nipples the other day... Sounds weird dozen tit?"
"Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you"
"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."
"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"
"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"
"Hell hath no fury like a woman slightly inconvenienced."