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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"
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"Who broke into the tampon factory? (warning: offensive) Some bloody cunt."
"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"
"I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers."
"My doctor said I needed to reduce stress. Great, now I have that to worry about."
"What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire."
"A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time."
"May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."