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Joke of the Day

"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"

"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."

"(Season 4 spoilers ) Why did a cock named Oberyn Martell kill the KFC cook? ""You raped her! ! You murdered her! ! You killed her children! !"

"*whispers to an avocado* ""I'm the good kind of fat, too."""

"So a robot walked into a bar and beat up a man with a bottle... ...he was charged with battery. I'm so sorry."

"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."

"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""

"So I met a woman with 12 boobs... [NSFW] Oh, that joke needs a punchline doesn't tit."

"My Christian friend told me he doesn't believe in gay marriage. He said there should be no such thing as a happy marriage."

"Some people don't like vegetable puns... but I don't carrot all about their opinions."