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Joke of the Day
"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."
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"What does a Hot Pepper and a Prostitute have in common? Your dick burns like hell after you stick it in. Side Note: I just realized how much I love prostitute jokes."
"I don't know about you, but I always watch my garage door go all the way down in case a murderer tries to roll in at the last minute."
"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"
"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"
"My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations."
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"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them."
"I always give away all my dead batteries ... ... free of charge."