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Joke of the Day
"Who broke into the tampon factory? (warning: offensive) Some bloody cunt."
Next Joke
"Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field"
"Congrats on the wedding dude. A present? Na man, everyone brings a present. I brought a past. Remember your ex-fiance Jan? Jan! come say hi."
"TIL a post won't be removed if it is in the wrong subreddit."
"Have any of you heard back from D yet? DEEZ NUTZ HAHA GOT EM"
"Why do felines always win board games? Because they are cheetahs."
"Heard this one from WWE. Were you born on the highway? No, why? Because that's where most accidents happen!"
"Yea, autocorrect, I meant ""nymph"" instead of ""my phone"" because I am a 16th Century poet."
"Squirrel sex What did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? Best nut of my life"