221289

Joke of the Day

"What's pink lives in a sty and drinks blood? A hampire."

"""I will take a nirvana sandwich."" ""One with everything"""

"What happens when 1 extrovert goes out to eat with 3 introverts? Literally fucking nothing. My God."

"Boy ant: Feel like a swim? Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant."

"An elf walks into a bar. (LOTR) The hobbit laughed and walked under it."

"""Your majesty, we've searched far for him."" ""Did you search wide?"" ""No."" ""Yeah, you better do that."""

"Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school? Broccoli"

"Someone told me I was ""good people"" and I replied ""OMG you can hear them too?"""

"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"