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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
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"A woman gets a C section What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section? There's not enough womb!"
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roman catholic."
"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"
"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."
"I'm going to hire a Priest, a Doctor and a Rabbi to walk into a bar together just to see WTF happens. Backup Plan: I'll also bring a horse."
"Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour? They're in Greenwich Mean Time."
"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."
"Some jokes are like doctors... They get better with repeated deliveries."
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"