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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated"
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"Did you hear about the gay guy who quit? He couldn't take it in the end."
"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"
"My friend got drunk on Candy the other day. He said it was liquor-ish"
"I told my wife that she was sounding like her mother and I realized that was a mistake after I regained consciousness."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put him in the microwave til his Bill Withers."
"I just got smiled at by a lovely cashier who has plenty of teeth, but clearly only brushes her favorites."
"Recent studies have shown that women who have 2 glasses of wine per day are more likely to have a stroke. Women who have a bottle of wine per day might even suck on it"
"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"
"Trump supporters determined to hack berniesanders.com They're just waiting for their GED results to come in, so they can operate their computers."